For shame, Britney. He isn't even that cute. And I mean cute in a...scruffy...and wears a wife beater...kind of way.
And yes, pre K-Fed, Britney did have her ups and downs.
Ex.
...yeah. But who were we to judge? We still rocked out in our bedrooms and cars to "Slave For You" and "...Baby, one more time." And come on, when those songs come on, we still can't help but wiggle around a little bit.
But come on, Britney. You were BRITNEY. We all knew the steps to "Oops...I did it again," because we actually all stood up in our living rooms and practiced when you taught all of America on TRL. That's how raw you were.
Yes. You may have had two babies, gone through a divorce, suffered many a blow by the media...shaved your head....gone to rehab, etc., but I have every reason to believe that you can bounce back and once again, be BRITNEY.
I mean, look how many people came out to see her when she performed at The House of Blues. And the concert was what? Like 30 minutes and lip synced. And she wore like...fishnets, a weird fur-ish vest and a hot pink shirt. BUT IT IS OKAY. We all bounce back. Sooner or later. I went through a stage where I didn't like pineapple. And here I am.
I think now is the most ideal time to address the train wreck that is Lindsay Lohan.
I have nothing to hide when I say that one of my favorite movies growing up was "The Parent Trap" and that I knew every line. And who didn't like "Freaky Friday" and "Mean Girls?" No one I know. And I know everyone.
Anyway. The whole DUI, cocaine, rehab thing is getting a little over-played if you ask me. And I just don't see why you wouldn't ask me.
Who completes a rehab program, VOLUNTARILY wears an alcohol monitoring bracelet, and then gets arrested for DUI that very week? I guess the trendy little bracelet doesn't track cocaine. What a shame.
There isn't much else to say.
Crack is whack.
El fin.
2 comments:
Do you, do you know everyone?
You are fabulous. I want Britney to bounce back too!
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