I probably shouldn't be as upset as I am that The Simple Life is meeting its demise tonight. But I can't lie. My Sunday nights are not going to be complete without my weekly dose of Paris, Nicole, Hunter and Matthew.
Not that The Simple Life is really that "simple." I knew Hunter Cross was way too attractive to actually be a camp counselor. While perusing that pages of Nordstrom I came across a very attractive male model that looked astonishingly like the Camp Shawnee sex symbol. Although apparently it was obvious to everyone but me, I must express how disappointed I am that Hunter was not, in fact, a REAL camp counselor. I suppose I should have seen that coming. All of my camp counselors growing up were fat and mean. Not one of them had a six pack. But then again...I didn't go to Camp Shawnee.
Nevertheless, I was not prepared to accept the cancellation of this show this soon in my life. Yes, I suppose Paris Hilton was thrown in jail, and Nicole is somehow four months pregnant (...) awaiting incarceration...and a wedding. There is nothing more American than a pregnant bride. That's why it is sad that E! is tossing aside America's "sweethearts," or rather "cell mates," after tonight.
I found a video on YouTube (God bless America), that will help us to reflect on all the entertainment that Paris and Nicole have provided us with over the past few years.
RIP The Simple Life. :(
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